posts on: rants
You know what’s funny? I’ve been meaning to edit a post for days because I didn’…
hello, internet.
danny says that the more unhappy i am, the better i write. i’m about to d…
I am the world’s most disastrous human. As evidence, I present my left index finger, which I…
Dear Kanye,
Please stop raping all my favorite songs.
Lest I be accused of being a hater, I woul…
I know it’s been approximately a million years since I’ve posted here, but nothing ins…
It seems that a big emotional factor in wanting one’s children to engage in (sometimes outda…
I am really angry, and I just can’t shake it. I’m venting here so I can get it off my…
The optimal strategy for winning eBay auctions seems so obvious that it shouldn’t need to be…
As many of you know, my parents opened a small pet store when I was 3. Many of my fondest memorie…
It has been brought to my attention that since my recent post about airport security, the no-gel p…
I recently had my bags searched at an airport and was relieved of about $50 worth of makeup. I co…
I hate the idea of defining people by their hobbies and I super hate when people try to make smal…
I finally got my license plate today, and it was more good old southern fun. Much to my relief, t…
So yesterday I finally got down to studying for my driver’s exam and thought I’d share…
Hotmail deleted my email account, the first email account I ever had, the one that took me from mi…
I’d like to bestow the following entities with special honors, for making the nightmare that…